(Source: pastoriagym, via psyducked)

fadeintocase:

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

potion seller,

(via pika-pika-choo)

guiltyhipster:

Butting into a conversation while drunk like

image

(via wendycorduroy)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via allteensrelate)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via trust)

glass-monsters:

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

Relevant right now

(via asian)

just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

(via wendycorduroy)

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

(Source: nevillles, via wendycorduroy)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via trust)

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

(Source: best-of-memes, via coolator)

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via retiredjesus)

perissologist:

kidswithhats:

story time!!!

so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT

image

(via allteensrelate)

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

image

(via gnarly)