dancing-to-your-heartbeat:

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

(via pizza)

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

(Source: thefergiefergs, via worldwar2chainz)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij, via pizza)

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

(via fictitioushipster)

violentlyoverdramatic:

spacecadet:

when i get a new tube of lipstick 

what

(via pizza)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via fictitioushipster)

philip-the-nickel:

kick-the-cj:

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

He had it coming.
He had it coming.
He only had himself to blame.

He ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife TEN TIMES

(Source: deansass, via fictitioushipster)

(Source: arthurtimothyread, via pizza)

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via sprinton)

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

(via sprinton)

cumleak:

funniestpicturesdaily:

But first, lemme take a selfie.

i’ve got spit all over my screen now

(via sprinton)

ltlexay:

chaos-and-cookies:

i scrolled down looking for an explanation but there wasn’t one…

what could ever explain this

(Source: buzzfeed, via sprinton)

zanetehaiden:

DUDES

DUDES GUYS DUDEBROCHACHO HE-MAN BROSEPHSTEINBECHS

SO I WENT OUT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM THIS NIPPLE-FRIDDLED NIGHT BECAUSE I FELT LIKE GETTING SOME GODDAMN ICE CREAM

BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, “JACKSON, YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, YOU SHOULD GET MORE THAN ICE CREAM!!”

A SMALL PART OF MY MIND REPLIED “WAIT NO UR NOT” BUT I DIDNT LISTEN TO IT SO I GOT SOME GODDAMN COOKIES.

ON THE WAY OUT, THERE WAS THIS CUTE LITTLE SIGN THAT SAID “SOFT DRINKS” AND I ONCE AGAIN THOUGHT TO MYSELF FOR A RECORD TWO TIMES IN ONE NIGHT. THE THOUGHT THAT HAPPENED IN MY BRAIN WAS “DUDE YOU LIKE SODAS TOO YOU SHOULD GET SOME GODDAMN SODA”

SO YOU KNOW WHAT????

I FUCKING DID. AND I ALSO GOT SOME MONSTERS BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE SAME AISLE AND I FUCKIN LOVE MONSTERS TOO SUE ME FOR BEING A STONE COLD BUTTER-SLATHERED BROSKI

SO I GET HOME WITH THESE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM AND SODA AND SHIT AND

THERE IS MY BLENDER

JUST SITTING THERE

GLISTENEING BEAUTIFULLY

SO IG ET AN IDEA IN MY HEAD THAT

THAT I SHOULD BLEND IT ALL

THAT I SHOULD MAKE THE BEST THING EVER

AND SO I DID

GOD FUCKING SHITFUCK THIS IS THE BEST DECISION IVE EVER MADE

MY HEART IS SCREAMING BUT I WILL SHOW NO MERCY TO THE MUSCLE OF MISERY

I WANNA FUCKIN RUN A MARATHON

I WANNA

FUCKIN

RUN DOWN A HORSE

A GODDAMN HORSE

AND JUST LIKE, STROKE IT SENSUALLY AND NEIGH QUIETLY INTO ITS EAR

I WANNA RIP THE STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF A GROWN ASS MAN AND SHOVE IT UP HIS GROWN ASS ASS FOR SCIENCE

AND THEN IM GONNA MOTHERFUCKIN SOLVE COLD FUSION AND WORLD HUNGER AND THEN JUST

WRITE NORTH KOREA A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER

FUCK YEAH

(via fictitioushipster)

"People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her."

Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)

(Source: beyonslays, via shego)