(Source: sandandglass, via notarnold)

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matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

(Source: matthewsagan, via heidiviolette)

faithsuperfab:

my fav gif honestly

(via spronge)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via lamelohan)

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

image

(via allteensrelate)

beastmodefooligan:

brickiewang:

vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST

CAT NEST

CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

i swear the orange one was a pumpkin

I thought the Orange one was a pumpkin, too. This messed me up.

(Source: lickystickypickyshe, via fictitioushipster)

unit03:

tfw no gf

(Source: menifee901)

itsmemacleod:

If you’re online right now and reading this, you’re great, wonderful, beautiful, intelligent and need to straighten your back out. 

(Source: mxcleod, via allteensrelate)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via allteensrelate)

(Source: hoohah, via tonyabbot)

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via pinkiedash)