you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset
why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do
the other day i was so upset and sad but then I made a fake ass promo post for heart.tumblr.com !
omg here’s me adding a fake ass comment!
aw you guys are so sweet for making me promo posts so I gain followers because that’s all I care about :)
when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is