mannybarbosa:

what a baby”

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via lamelohan)

7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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(via gnarly)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via broccolio)

(Source: al-grave, via spronge)

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via penisvvrinkle)

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny, via henriicoo)

shavostars:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.

(via inbreed)

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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(via penisvvrinkle)

(Source: hyclropump, via pizza)

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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(via penisvvrinkle)

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via holden-caulfieldlings)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pizza)

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that’s hurt

(via retiredjesus)