theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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blacklistecl:

it’s 2.30 am time to get started on homework

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lameust:

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

 

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ass-full-of-cass:

totallynotmisha:

matt-smiths-legs:

YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE

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punkbread:

when all your favorite people are online

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(via asian)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via thesillydinosaur)

agists:

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

 

(via trust)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via lamelohan)

jeanpaul-sophie-ranier:

miakosamuio:

I love how much we all love everything about Harry Potter.

Like this is a gif of Harry untying his shoe, and we’re all like FUCK YEAH HARRY UNTYING HIS SHOE CHECK OUT HIS SHOE-TAKING-OFF SKILLZ YOU GO BOY!

it has literally gotten to the point that this fandom needs new material so bad that we are all reblogging a picture of harry untying his shoe

he’s not even using magic or anything

(Source: disillusionedcupotea, via scaryhipsterghost)

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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vogue-hearts:

never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

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